Question: WHAT IS LIVE ACTION THEATRE?
Chris: We are theatrical professionals who seek to elevate the art of staged violence to its rightful role as an intrinsic element of story telling.
Kyle: Yeah, we love to kick ass onstage!
Chris: Yes, but it's more than that. It's art. It's…
Kyle: About explosions! Right? Love 'em!
Chris: No! Not just explosions! Well, sort of, explosions of raw emotion and their physical manifestation…
Kyle: Lame! Feelings are stupid. We hit people! We kick! We shoot guns! It rocks!
Chris: It's more than that Kyle! It's…it's…
Kyle: It's feats of amazing martial awesomeness! It's high flying, face melting AAAAACTION!!!
Chris: This is serious!
Kyle: C'mon nerd! Give the people what they want! Give them fights, and jokes, and more fights!
Chris: Give them what they want? Fine.
Kyle: OW! Dude, what the hell!?
Chris: I just gave them what they -- *thud* -- OW!
Kyle: Eat this, art dick!
Chris: OW! SON OF A #@%$&!
*BIFF! ...BAM! ...POW! ...OOF! ...ZOWIE! ...SMASH!*
(NOTE: No co-artistic directors were harmed during the making of this interview.)